June 2012
6 tags
person: hey wanna hang out
thoughts: omfg how do i get myself out of this
1 tag
someone: have you seen this movie?
me: no but i've seen gifs
katsplanet:
MY COMPUTER IS FROZEN AND ITS STUCK...
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3 tags
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do you ever do something really stupid and then you just sit there every night for weeks and think about how stupid it was
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lightyagaymi:
i’m reblogging this because of the notes
If you put root beer in a square glass do you get...
korrasponding:
lampsarepeopletoo:
audiodude:
IM LAUGHING SO HARD HOLY FUCK
OH MY GOD.
MINDFUCK.
LOL MATH JOKES NEVER GET OLD.
loki-theking:
I don’t avoid eye contact because I’m shy.
I just want to avoid a Pokemon battle.
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Simon: What shall I text back?
Jay: "Spread em. I'll be there in half an hour."
Will: Or..."So lovely to hear from you. Maybe meet up when I get there?"
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“Simon, if I die, will you give this message to my mum? “Simon killed me.”
– (via best-of-blighty)
Watching the Jubilee Concert:
Everyone else: God save our gracious Queen, long live our noble Queen, God save the Queen! ....... Send her victorious, happy and glorious, long to reign over us, God save the Queeeenn!
Me: I'm missing bargain hunt, what shall i have for lunch? Maybe some chips, do do do do! Who would i rather be? Spongebob or Mr T? I want a butler space monkey, 'coz i'm The Queeeenn!
1 tag
thepartypenis:
sometimes i like to pretend that there’s someone out there who secretly obsesses over my blog and i’m their favourite but they’re just too shy to tell me and it makes me feel better about myself
operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer: ok
2 tags
breadfishs:
When someone criticizes what you’re eating and tells you how bad it is for you the whole time you’re eating it
7 tags
Whenever I prove my parents wrong, I like to rub...
sodamnrelatable:
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hemingerald:
with great urls come great responsibilities
Me: Ugh, why isn't my pizza done yet?
Mom: It's been in for three minutes. Just wait.
Me: I DID MY WAITING!
Mom: Oh, god, not again.
Me: TWELVE YEARS OF IT!
Mom: Every time.
Me: IN AZKABAN!
When I fake being mad at my friends and walk away...
sodamnrelatable:
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mechastreisand:
the year is 2017 children now ask their parents to check under their beds for nicki minaj instead of monsters
1 tag
I hope my followers know you can talk to me about...
guitarqueero:
literally though
how goddamn stupid do you have to be to send someone asks in hopes that the message might make them self-harm
who does that