At the risk of sounding immodest, you see before you a young man without a flaw… unless, of course, you find me immodest, in which I have one flaw.
Dads are like arseholes, everyone has them yes, but they’re arseholes.
Greetings my waxy friend. I shall use you as an enormous, emo paper weight.
Howard to Russell Brand’s head (Fresh Meat)
Brian Johnson: Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. What we did *was* wrong. But we think you’re crazy to make an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us… In the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain…
Andrew Clark: …and an athlete…
Allison Reynolds: …and a basket case…
Claire Standish: …a princess…
John Bender: …and a criminal…
Brian Johnson: Does that answer your question?… Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Club.